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英文情书范文四则 幽默肉麻浪漫与欠扁的 带翻译

11-28 来源:励志故事 作者:青春励志 阅读:18

老婆大人让打的广告,说不打广告就揍我,我也没办法呀!还说没人买也要揍我,我好无奈!!!

肉麻无耻第一式:

 

范文摘要:

You’re the girl in my dream.

你是我梦中的女孩.

For years I had been searching for that perfect fantasy. But I find it in myarms right now. You are all to me.

我已经寻找了多年,为了那个美丽的梦想,但是现在,我发现它就在我的臂弯里,你就是我的全部。

I asked God for a rose & he gave me a garden. I ask God for a drop of water& he gave me an ocean. I asked God for an angel & he gave me you! Oneday you ask me: what's more important to you, me or your life? I'll say my lifeand you'll go and leave without even knowing that you are my life. My eyes arehurting because I can't see you. My arms are empty because I can't hold you. Mylips are cold because I can't kiss you. My heart is breaking because I'm notwith you.

我问上帝要一朵玫瑰,他给了我一座花园;我问上帝要一滴水,他给了我一片海洋;我问上帝要一个天师,他把你给了我!有一天你问我:我和你的生活哪个更重要?我的答案是后者,那你将会离开,你甚至不知道你就是我的生命全部。我的眼睛看不见因为我看不到你,我的膀子空空的因为我不能抱着你,我的嘴唇冷冷的因为我不能亲吻你,我的心碎了因为你不在我身边。

推荐指数:☆☆☆☆

绝杀秘笈:爱你已经成了我生活中的一部分了,情人看了保证感动到腿软,“执子之手,与子偕老”,被爱人温暖的手牵着,在人生路上前行,即使苦难险阻,依然觉得甜蜜幸福。如果平时不太会说话的人可以适用这款爱情的表白。

风险后果:这个是不错,可惜似乎离现实生活遥远了点,比较适合爱做梦的王子与公主们。

浪漫无边第二式:

范文摘要:英语浪漫爱情短消息

Honey, how do I live without you? I miss you every minute and every second.

Within you I lose myself, without you I find myself wanting to be lost again.

有了你,我迷失了自我。失去你,我多么希望自己再度迷失。

My heart beats for you every day. I am inspired by you every minute, and Iworry about you every second. It is wonderful to have you in my life.

每一天都为你心跳,每一刻都被你感动,每一秒都为你担心。有你的感觉真好。

推荐指数:☆☆☆☆☆

绝杀秘笈:甜蜜度满分,爱得死去活来,颇有琼瑶小说的精神,大概传短信的人最后没累死成,旁边的人已经肉麻到快爆毙了吧!想得出如此诗情画意的肉麻点子,如果能配合一点小蜡烛,或一首齐秦《月亮代表我的心》,那种效果一定爆好!哈哈!

风险后果:这个可能会过于浪漫,过于肉麻了,一定要注意你身边的人,防止他们因为你的过度肉麻而受不了,被你的小浪漫感染而晕死过去!

幽默无痕第三式:

范文摘要:

Every beat of my heart, loudly cries your name, I want so much to be withyou, oh, please, please, feel the same.

内心的每一次跳动,都在呼喊你的名字。我是如此渴望和你在一起,噢,希望你,希望你,能有同样的感觉。

I am looking for a word. I am looking for a whole new word. I am looking for aword. I am looking for a word that nobody knows. I am looking for a word. I amlooking for a word that says...that you are the best!

我在寻找一句话,我在寻找一句全新的话。我在寻找一句话,我在寻找一句没人知道的话。我在寻找一句话,我在寻找一句话说……你是最好的!

If you are the wind, I am the sand.

If you are the shoe, I am the brush.

If you don't love me, I just wanna die.

如果你是风,我就是沙;

如果你是鞋,我就是刷;

如果你不爱我哦,我就会死。

推荐指数:☆☆☆☆绝杀秘笈:幽默诙谐是这个类型的特点,如果你是个外向幽默的人极力推荐这种类型的表白,最后一个的风沙、鞋刷组合的表白不禁让人联想到《还珠格格》里面的一首歌“你是风儿,我是沙,缠缠绵绵绕天涯”,哈哈。

风险后果:英国阿伯丁大学公布的一项研究结果发现,真诚、直接的表白是最有效的求爱表白方式。如果你不那么灵活机动,不推荐用这款,小心因为说话不到位而对方觉得你不够真诚,聪明反被聪明误。

欠扁欠揍第四式:

范文摘要:

I will not beat you, not scold you, but torture you with all my love.

不打你,不骂你,专用感情折磨你!

If you want a cute baby, and you are still worried about this, then I willadvice that you marry me!

假如你想要一个可爱的baby,假如你还为这事犹豫,那我给你提很好的建议——嫁给我吧!

My family name is “I”, first name is “love you”, and surname is “miss you”; mycognomen is ”understand you”, appellation is ”feel badly about you”, epithet is“think of you” , book name is “dream of you”, nickname is “chase you”. You cancall me I kiss you.

本人姓我!名爱你!字想你!大名叫懂你!芳名叫疼你!乳名叫念你!书名叫梦你!外号叫追你!你可以叫我吻你。

推荐指数:☆☆☆绝杀秘笈:看似平凡,却具有让感情沦陷的杀伤力,而且越往后看越令人小鹿乱撞,果然功夫了得!

风险后果:除非真的有把握对方爱你,否则不要轻易尝试这种方式,不然可能会得到反效果。

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